New York City is nuts, in that whimsical, slightly-crazy-uncle-after-too-much-eggnog kind of way.
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Legendary writer and journalist Tom Wolfe once wrote that, “One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years.” I unwillingly agree.
Here are 5 things about my weekend in the capital of the world, New York City.
1. Dollar Slice Pizza – Yes, it’s a dollar. Yes, it’s open until at least 4am. Yes, it’s true that if you only eat dollar slice pizza and beer for an entire weekend you won’t feel so hot come Monday morning.
2. Skyscrapers – They’re huge. The top of the Empire State Building was lit up in red and blue in tribute to the Tsunami victims in the Philippines. The New World Trade Center was really impressive and nearly complete. Shout out to the Bank of America Tower as well.
3. Times Square – Walking through one of the busiest city-centers in the world felt like dunking my head in a room full of 11 year old boys with ADD each with two cans of Red Bull and a clenched hand of bouncy balls.
Giant TV’s. Advertisements. Broadway. Live music. Street performers. Beggars. Tourists. More massive TV screens. More advertisements. I have never before been so simultaneously awe-inspired and overwhelmed.
“A hundred times have I thought New York is a catastrophe, and fifty times: It is a beautiful catastrophe.” Le Corbusier
4. People – Shitloads of ’em. A lot of them tried to sell me a lot of stuff that i didn’t want. A lot of them were surprisingly nice. A lot of them seemed like they were busy and exhausted and didn’t have time for me.
“My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.” Bill Murray
5. The Met – Because where else can you see everything from Henry the eighth’s belly-conforming armor to works by Picasso and Washington crossing the Delaware River?
“But if I had to choose a single destination where I’d be held captive for the rest of my time in New York, I’d choose the Metropolitan Museum of Art.” Tim Gunn
New York is American as it gets — both the good and the bad. It’s the capital of the world, the most internationally diverse city in the US, a frenzied mess of organized chaos. New York City, at the same time, is a gorgeous display of America’s success as an international melting pot.
The city really doesn’t sleep and it definitely doesn’t cuddle either. But that was one of refreshing things about the city — no facade, no fake veneer of store-bought comfort. Instead it’s comforting in the way the city is so painfully honest and gritty.
“Whoever is born in New York is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake, and, at worst, a fraud. No other city is so spitefully incoherent.” James Baldwin
If DC is the brain and sometimes feeble mind of the US, NYC is the beating heart and callused hands. New Jersey is still the armpit. Don’t ask me about Florida or Texas.